by WonkoKevin

Here is part two of our Do It Yourself “I Hate…” blog post.

If you’re a liberal, you know it’s about time to switch some of your anger from Bush to Rudy Giuliani. Wonkosphere is here to help. By choosing different combinations of the options below, Wonkosphere provides you weeks-worth of solid, proven material.

Today, the DIY “I hate Rudy” blog post…

If Rudy Giuliani gets elected, it will just mean more of:
a. the Bush II agenda
b. the Bush I agenda
c. Bernie Kerik.

If he gets elected America will be handed over to:
a. crazy neocons
b. corporations
c. the New York City Port Authority.

Giuliani’s constant 9-11 talk will make us:
a. tear our hair out
b. stick to listening Air America and Keith Olbermann
c. wish we still had George Bush in office.

Rudy Giuliani has shown his true colors by:
a. Running away from his socially moderate past
b. Claiming to be a 9-11 expert even though he quit the investigatory committee 
c. Saying he was rooting for the Red Sox in the World Series.

If you hate Rudy like I do, you should:
a. make sure to get the vote out for Hillary
b. spread the truth about Rudy
c. cancel that subscription to the New Yorker.

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