DIY “I hate Hillary” blog post
by WonkoKevin
The Subway Election is still over a year away, and Wonkosphere is here to help.
If you’re a conservative, you’ve been busy for MONTHS already bashing Hillary and Bill. If you average 10 HillaryBashes a day, you’ve got to produce over 3650 over the next year. You need some help.
If you’re a liberal, you’ve been so busy with Bush that you don’t even know who the Republican candidates are yet. Rudy Giuliani? He’s running? If you’re going to get up to speed with your RudyBashes, you need to start moving now.
Here at Wonkosphere we fully support candidate bashing–makes Wonkosphere a heck of a lot more interesting. So next time you’re looking for some good material and you come up empty, just edit our DIY I Hate Hillary/I Hate Rudy blog post. By choosing different combinations of options, Wonkosphere provides you weeks-worth of solid, proven material.
Today, we’ll provide the DIY “I hate Hillary” blog post…
Hillary Clinton is the worst thing to happen to America since:
a. Bill Clinton
b. Jimmy Carter
c. Andrew Johnson.
If she gets elected America will be handed over to:
a. terrorists
b. amoral left wingers
c. Bill Clinton.
Her version of socialized medicine will:
a. spread mediocrity and bureaucracy
b. bankrupt the country
c. make a hero out of Michael Moore.
Hillary Clinton has shown her true colors by:
a. Supporting a bill to pay for a Woodstock Museum
b. Taking money from shady characters.
c. Saying she was a Cub fan and a Yankee fan.
If you hate Hillary like I do, you should:
a. make sure to get the vote out for (fill in your favorite Republican candidate)
b. spread the truth about Hillary
c. cancel that subscription to the New Yorker.
Tomorrow, the DIY “I hate Generic Republican” blog post.
